tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240287103770797290.post5663921811034989040..comments2024-02-02T03:21:36.916-05:00Comments on The Recycled Orphan: I knew I thought I smelled youAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16314125370097690872noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240287103770797290.post-13859873742697991372010-05-21T15:37:25.127-04:002010-05-21T15:37:25.127-04:00when will your next post come around? inquiring sn...when will your next post come around? inquiring snakes want to know...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240287103770797290.post-48895791652921775982010-05-11T09:38:16.310-04:002010-05-11T09:38:16.310-04:00First off, I have no idea what a "namaste&quo...First off, I have no idea what a "namaste" is, and secondly, when you insult one snake, you insult all snakes. Snakes have each other's backs. The snake community will forever oppose you. And make no mistake, we will win.<br /><br />Multiple bad-natured hisses,<br />Snake Man and friendsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240287103770797290.post-31927677808076448082010-05-06T14:46:01.797-04:002010-05-06T14:46:01.797-04:00Ssssnake Man,
I just have a few scales to shed if...Ssssnake Man,<br /><br />I just have a few scales to shed if you will lend me your ear:<br /><br />1) I don't love a snake. I love animal documentaries, comfortable headphones, and muffins, but I do not love snakes. I don't mind most of them, and I respect their "developed social structures," but this one in particular has an unpaid credit card for a heart and a frozen pea for a brain.<br /><br />2) I disagree with your assertion that just because there is no marriage in snake society this snake gets to drop the label Bastard.<br /><br />3) I will try out "smooth snake" because that will shift his egotistical focus inward giving me a chance to attack. <br /><br />4) I assume your hiss is good-natured. Without access to a snake dic (American slang for dictionary) I would guess that "hiss" is like the namaste of the snake community.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16314125370097690872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240287103770797290.post-2659946868534513122010-05-05T11:36:10.158-04:002010-05-05T11:36:10.158-04:00That's what you get for loving a snake. They h...That's what you get for loving a snake. They have underdeveloped amygdalas, meaning their brains can't process love the way human brains can. This can be a great source of frustration for many human-snake relationships. Also, you mentioned the snake may have been conceived out of wedlock. Typically, although snake communities do have highly developed social structures, they do not engage in matrimony and therefore a snake could not be conceived out of wedlock as you mentioned. I would also caution you on calling your snake a bastard, as such inflammatory remarks can arouse a snake’s temper and result in a painful bite. Try saying more positive statements such as “good snake” or “nice snake” or even “smooth snake”. Just because a snake may lack parental guidance doesn’t necessarily mean it is a bastard. Empirical evidence even suggests that snakes can “feel” feelings. I would encourage you and your snake to seek counseling and learn from others who have gone before you<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage#Snake<br /><br />http://snakewhisperer.com.au/<br /><br />Hiss,<br />Snake ManAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com