Russ Gestaro, of Mea Culpa, Minnesota, is creating quite a
stir among local social media outlets.
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| "Can you drop me off at the bar, bro?" "Nope. Sorry. I don't drop anything." |
Over the weekend, Russ received a blow
to the head. This blow was an idea hammer, bearing the weight of a harsh theory - that
his younger brother, Daniel Gestaro Jr., had never dropped anything. During the
first commercial of the Minnesota Vikings attempt at a football game, Russ
approached and then circled his brother (who was grabbing a snack in the
kitchen) and asked him if he had ever dropped a thing in his life. His brother is
said to have shrugged and said no, walking away with a taco balanced on
a spoon.
Russ strenuously searched his memory, and couldn’t recall a
single time when something had fallen from Daniel’s grasp. Suffice it to say,
ladies and gentle ladies, Russ is growing up. Hard.
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